She loves me..she loves me not..

I heard her name mentioned only once before our actual acquiantance.Lallu seemed all excited abt her and wanted to introduce her to all of us,but we were in a kinda hurry then and i dint give the matter another thought. Then there was this particularly dreary afternoon at work we decided to go to ITPL. ITPL has a food court and lotsa eye candy; provides us with much needed breaks from our work.Well..Lallu n me decided on it when he said she's at his place..why dont we take her along too.I agreed. A decision I am not still not sure I regret..

When we arrived at his place, she was all ready and raring to go..Lallu was explaining she had recently been in an accident and so is not exactly in a good shape.I listened as much as i could in the time i could spare with my eyes off her. She was..gorgeous would be an understatement.Her bearing was elegant and she seemed like one of those cool silent types..She seemes like a lotta things at the same time..It took some time for me to recover from the initial shock(I hoped i dint seem too obvious)..so much for "not in good shape".

We hit the road but due to some prob we had to take a longer route.Tht was a godsend for me, more time with her.There r certain moments in life that u wanna cherish forever. I had a few of those when i had her undivided attention for a while.. It may hv been unfair to Lallu but I couldnt think of anything else at that time.I had to get to know as much abt her as possible and what i found was very much to my liking, though her very presence may have clouded my judgement.U hv no idea how much i loved the b'lore traffic during that trip..

After the quick lunch at ITPL,we were back to our office and Lallu said he would see her off and catch up with me.I bid her farewell(a tearful one inside me) and got back..damn Lallu!...why would he hv to get to her first and if so..why did he hv to introduce her to me..Tht the world
is an unfair place dint seem truer than back then,The 'Bastard'o ruined the day for me...

There wasnt a moment's peace for me since then ...partly 'coz i dint get to meet her soon after tht and mostly 'coz of the particularly graphic descriptions of Lallu's growing intimacy with her and unfortunately for me they always seem to be on excellent terms with each other.I gotta meet her every now then..she bacame the favorite of the grp and accompanied us on many a trip (why and how i need not explain).We three had also had been out many times.That was particularly annoying for me.I couldnt possibly help him with the very one which i hold so dear..Talk of irony!!

I tried everything possible to forget her,but hell, these attempts proved futile and worse still,
they only made me want her more.I know it sounds cliched.But why do i care.. As long as she's mine i dont give a hoot abt anything else.I know..friend's loved one..betrayal of trust..treachery..blah blah..but she's perfect for me..wouldnt it be unfair to her to let her be with someone who doesnt deserve her!I am sure she enjoys my company more than his, anyway its her decision..And ppl plz give me a fair hand in this..
I..I just cant take 'no' for an answer...

A parody of “Another Brick in the Wall”

There are two reasons for doing this….one, because of our lovely Parik’s love for this song, and two, I was inspired by our Aquaintino Mr. Mamu when he made up half of the song in one of our very “needed” breaks which we take every five or ten minutes. One more reason I can cite is the fact that, this is us….we are not cool and as a thumb rule of life for not very cool people, we don’t like those rich cool kids with big bikes and hot girlfriends. (We are not talking about our lovely parik though)

The Parody begins here…….

When we grew up and went to be cool,
There were certain bullies who would
Hurt our sentiment in any way they could

By pouring their derision,
Upon anything we did,
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by us kids.
But in the town, it was well known,
When they got to the club at night, their slim and
Psychopathic girlfriends would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

We don't need no consolation.
We don’t need no hot cologne.
No dark sarcasm in the bathroom.
Cool Bullies leave them kids alone
Hey! Rich Kids! Leave them kids alone!
All in all you’re just another dick with no ball.
All in all you’re just another dick with no ball.

P.S. If u want the original lyrics of "Another brick in the Wall" and "Happiest Days of our lives", please google...and not ask me too many questions......

Was listening to: "Saiyaan" by Kailash Kher....and not Floyd's Another brick in the Wall.

08th of Nov,2007.

Parik Dude. When is the Marriage????

I fall in love everyday. Truth and I wouldn’t deny that. I’m pretty sure, so does Goddu. In case of Goatee, I’m not really sure. It’s hard to say, really…after all, me and Goddu have never seen him miss syllables of words when a hot chick passes by us. But this is not the “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind”. It’s a hard look at the plausible reasons why our very lovely Taklu, i.e. our Parik; doesn’t even flinch a single muscle when the so-presumed hot chick passes us by.

Now it is a well known fact that our Taklu is not a gay. I know that, because I have seen our Goddu making full use of his charms and appeal to attract Parik towards him. And I also know that Goddu has given up on this failed futility attraction of his towards Parik. The second thing that our man cannot be is: Impotent. This is also very well known from stories that Gillette (for all who don’t who Gillette is, consult Goddu.) has told me about the drunken college days of Parik. I cannot describe the full details here, for reasons of indecency and offensive things that are required to be said and told.

Anyways, back to the bigger picture on the Parik issue.

We love Parik like mad. (As friends obviously. So NO bad gay jokes here, please.) And we can’t see him wasting his youth in decent and ideal behavior of any sort. So, we ask…what can we do to make our Parik more notorious, more pervert, more cool….more like the rest of the ZE Bastardos. It hurts me each day that I have to look at hot chicks in and around Manhattan (I’m talking about iGate and ITPL females) without making a comment to the person right beside me. Sometimes, I worry that Parik would give me a long lecture about how we are degrading woman by looking at them and etc….cha!!!

So, Parik…you have a very unnatural disease. A disease which can kill you, a disease which can make you an untouchable (since, we will definitely stop hanging out with you if you don’t take our cure), a disease so horrid that it is said to be worst than cancer or “lymphosuckoma of the intestine”. So, with all due respect, hope you adhere to what you have to do, to be cured from it.

With lots of love, Lallu…..

The Intro..

There r certain terms u need to be familiar with bfore u navigate thru the blog...

BASTARDOS: the Foursome-- Goatie,Taklu,Lallu and Goddu..This is the list to start with..many more ppl will be duly inducted into the cirlce..plz wait for the priveleges :P

Cempardos: Friends of the Bastardos;This is a flexible grp..they can easily be elevated to the Bastardos depending on their behaviour and acceptability..

Aquaintinos: these r the ppl who the bastardos r faintly acquainted with..

Antipaths: these r the enemies of Bastardos (God Save Them!) This list shall be as short as possible keepin in view the good of the society and the gen welfare of its members

FOOTNOTE: the above grps r funcs of time and the contents variable..The last grp may fade into existence in a short while..As far as i know the list is unpopulated..
Ppl of this list plz unjoin bfore u come to our notice!