I fall in love everyday. Truth and I wouldn’t deny that. I’m pretty sure, so does Goddu. In case of Goatee, I’m not really sure. It’s hard to say, really…after all, me and Goddu have never seen him miss syllables of words when a hot chick passes by us. But this is not the “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind”. It’s a hard look at the plausible reasons why our very lovely Taklu, i.e. our Parik; doesn’t even flinch a single muscle when the so-presumed hot chick passes us by.
Now it is a well known fact that our Taklu is not a gay. I know that, because I have seen our Goddu making full use of his charms and appeal to attract Parik towards him. And I also know that Goddu has given up on this failed futility attraction of his towards Parik. The second thing that our man cannot be is: Impotent. This is also very well known from stories that Gillette (for all who don’t who Gillette is, consult Goddu.) has told me about the drunken college days of Parik. I cannot describe the full details here, for reasons of indecency and offensive things that are required to be said and told.
Anyways, back to the bigger picture on the Parik issue.
We love Parik like mad. (As friends obviously. So NO bad gay jokes here, please.) And we can’t see him wasting his youth in decent and ideal behavior of any sort. So, we ask…what can we do to make our Parik more notorious, more pervert, more cool….more like the rest of the ZE Bastardos. It hurts me each day that I have to look at hot chicks in and around
So, Parik…you have a very unnatural disease. A disease which can kill you, a disease which can make you an untouchable (since, we will definitely stop hanging out with you if you don’t take our cure), a disease so horrid that it is said to be worst than cancer or “lymphosuckoma of the intestine”. So, with all due respect, hope you adhere to what you have to do, to be cured from it.
With lots of love, Lallu…..
2 comments:
Parik seems to b sucha sweet person..gimme his address..and as for U..U Lallu..learn something from him..:P
Fuck you. I think Parik is a very intelligent and straight boy. Fact is, when he sees a hot babe, he DOES flinch a certain muscle, and only that muscle, that he keeps carefully concealed beneath two layers of clothing such that the external world is oblivious of the physical manifestations of his uncontrolled reactions to the sight of hot babes.
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